I'm in a bad mood.
For the last 5 or so years I've considered myself a fairly healthy, active person. I hiked. I snowboarded. I worked out. Hell, I still do all those things.
And yet...I seem to be falling apart.
My teeth are so badly worn down from grinding them that I need thousands of dollars in dental work to fix them.
I was reminded today just how bad my eyesight is when I couldn't find my glasses for a short period of time. (There is nothing more frustrating than LOOKING for something when you can't SEE.)
And let's not forget that I'm in the early stages of a receding hairline. Yup ladies and gentlemen, I'm going bald.
I'm a pretty vain person so I would have no problem paying to fix all this stuff. Oh..but wait. I'm living below the poverty line. I can't afford anything.
I suppose the icing on the cake would be to start getting fat. Maybe I should just forego all physical activity and just let nature take it's course. It's already starting to anyway.
1 comment:
i see nothing about eye wrinkles here. until you start seeing those in the mirror, i win.
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