The first occurred at 3:00 this morning. (That's when I leave for work...lucky me, huh?) I walked outside and saw frost on my car. It was freezing. May 1st...and it's freezing. "Yeah but it was the middle of the night," you say. I don't care. It's May and it should be warmer than that. I'm really ready for summer.
The second occurred when I logged on to CNN.com and saw this:
Notice the "Live Developing Story" banner. Really? A stuck pelican? Worthy of a such a news alert? I'm an animal lover but come on. I'm even okay with a local news station covering a stranded kitten in a tree. But this is a national news site...breathlessly announcing a....STUCK....PELICAN. Whatever.The third happened at the gym. I hopped on the eliptical trainer for a little warm-up. A man and woman soon got on the machines next to me. BAM!!! I was almost knocked over by the overwhelming stench of liquor. The guy next to me was hammered. REALLY? Going to the gym drunk? I don't get it. He only lasted on the machine for about 2 minutes before he gave up...laughing as he dismounted. Idiot.
The world never ceases to amaze me.
5 comments:
To bad the drunks didn't jump on the treadmill you could have reached over turned up the speed and watched them fly off it smashing their faces on the belt on the way off!
My favorite thing to do when I get drunk is go to the gym!
Come on, Lincoln, give CNN a break. It's not like it's an election year with housing crises, soaring food prices, massive tornadoes, and two wars or something. Sigh.
And this is exactly why I use an elliptical at home. It's much easier to hide my wine. Not even kidding.
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