A few questions for you to ponder.
Would you rather be beaten to death with Tinker Toys or killed in an avalanche of dice?
Would you rather live in a world where it it rained bouncy balls or where people had Mr. Potato Head-style facial features that could be removed and exchanged?
Would you rather lie down naked on a Benihana table or have your mouth stretched around the part of a lawnmower where the grass spits out while it mows high grass?
Would you rather be able to fight and kill masterfully with Yo-Yo's or with Frisbees?
Would you rather be machine gunned to death with Lite-Brite pegs or assassinated by cabbage patch dolls?
Would rather have your cell phone ring function set to airhorn or Taser?
3 comments:
This is the strangest list I've ever read.
this is funny because I saw zobmondo at the store this morning and I thought of you.
And I would rather be deadly with a yo-yo.
Ah, Zobmondo. I was thinking about that game the other day. I am in a group called Toastmasters at work and I had to give people topics to talk on for 1-2 minutes. I chose to make them answer questions like this. HI-larious!
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