On long Interstate drives...when the cars around you can't maintain a steady speed. Why do they have to pass me...then watch me pass them a few minutes later...then repeat the cycle. Cruise control people! I'm using it so I know you are not.
People who call attention to their own birthdays. One or two mentions are fine...but don't go overboard. It really ticks me off when they say, "What are you doing for my birthday?"
Overly sweet coffee or tea. Why do Starbucks baristas look at me strange when I ask for just ONE pump of syrup?
Waking up early...although my definition of early has changed since I started waking up at 3:00 am.
Slow hikers. I'm destination oriented. I'm sorry. Just accept it and let me book it. Please don't ask me to slow down or "wait up." If I'm hiking with you I know I've already warned you that I like to go fast.
People who don't accept alternative lifestyles...and by that I simply mean those who think you're abnormal because you're not married and raising a family.
Chronic tardiness. It isn't that difficult to be on time. I promise.
Reporters who say, "take a look behind me" or "just over my shoulder" in live shots.
People who don't like animals. How is that even possible?
I think that's it for now...but I reserve the right to add an addendum to this post.
2 comments:
you are so funny lincoln! The funny thing is, I agree with you on almost everything. I don't hike so go man go! But tardiness is not acceptable.
But some of us don't have the luxury of cruise control--even in my 2005 car.
Although i agree with you on everything else.
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