This is a picture from the Onion. The headline reads "Bill Clinton Suffering from Senioritis."I can relate. I'm suffering from a severe lack of motivation...mostly involving work. I have 6 months left on my contract and I'm itching for a change of scenery. I don't remember having senioritis when I was actually a senior. What do I do about it? How do I get over it?
Here's a funny story: I'm sure many of you have caught Dr. 90210 on E! once or twice. It's a fun show to watch. I catch it when I catch it and I'm satisfied with that. I've seen the show enough to know about Dr. Rey and his family. I've seen the brattly little daughter scream when she doesn't get what she wants. I never really thought much of her. I was home earlier tonight watching TV and I turned the channel just in time to see Dr. Rey and his wife bawling over a little, pink casket. "Holy shit! Their daughter died?!!" That's exactly what I thought. I have no vested interest in the people on this show but I was genuinely shocked and saddened over what I thought was happening. I was ready to get on the Internet and find out what happened to the little girl. However...I was wrong. There was a little dog in that casket. Their dog had died. I felt stupid.
Speaking of E!, I'm watching the True Hollywood Story on Britney Spears. What a whack job.
And finally, this is disgusting, creepy, horrifying, mortifying, terrifying, and any other adjectives that escape me right now...oh, and it's one more reason I hate spiders.
2 comments:
I would have thought the same thing too if I'd seen a casket. That show is the equivilant to a car accident for me, I can't look away if I stumble upon it.
As for the senioritis, well, the way I coped with it in college was to go out and get lit a lot and then eat delicious food bought from street vendors. That might not work so well as an adult. Someone might think you've developed "a problem"
oh man. I'm totally going to have nightmares tonight about spiders in my ear. ugh. ew. eee. ew. ugh.
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